Bears made out of ice cream

Dear Diary,

Mood: Apathetic.

Got to watch my new bosses break into some elf fortress. I wonder if these fancy elves own any cats… Found a second spear, so now I use two spears to stand guard. I’m so awesome. The bosses went into some big woods, so now I’m stuck here with old borringlios. He keeps telling me to clean things, or to go away. I had a dream that he turned me into a sheep.

Hound rules!



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